Notes from author
You're a saboteur of the Eastern Lands, invading Lordran to sleuth, spelunk, and assassinate those heavy armor wearing claymore wielding faggots of the west.
Ninja Flip-CHECK
Katana-CHECK
Ninja Suit-TRIPLE CHECK BITCH
Your hunting grounds include the Lower Undead Burg, the Depths, Blight Town, Sen's Fortress, Darkroot Garden, and Anor Londo (Forest and Catacombs optional...you are only sl 35 after all).
If you're a real goddamn ninja, you'll dual-wield the uchi and claws (but the claws are terrible and are really only meant to frighten small children and noobs) and throw away the wolf ring for the cloranthy ring since poise is for pussies and non-stop cartwheeling is for REAL MEN. Hornet ring is also a strong choice. Target shield is the only acceptable shield. Parrying dagger is also acceptable. Your tactics should include ambushing and luring your prey into compromising situations (traps, bridges, enemies).
Now go forth and troll the western men!
