Notes from author
The sinister Darkwraith and obnoxiously persistent Phantom -- Kirk, Knight of Thorns.
Crush your foes with TOTALLY FAIR Pyromancies. Wield the COMPLETELY AWESOME Barbed Straight Sword and SLIGHTLY TERRIBLE BUT IT'S ON FIRE SO IT'S KIND OF DECENT NOW Spiked Shield (please disregard the inability to parry)! Kirk's cartwheels MURDER PEOPLE! HELL! YES!
Unfortunately, the Thorns Set is weirdly heavy for how weak it is; if you want to maintain fast roll, your rings will be limited to Havel and Favor. But I digress, a quick Kirk is a scary Kirk.