Notes from author
Build your character with maximum fat on it and be sure to discolor your skin to match the problem you're probably having with your liver.
You're boss with high intelligence to wipe out enemies, but you can't walk or even roll. In fact, get summoned and make the host scratch their head as they try to figure out why the sack of fat they summoned can't even walk while wearing a light Sorcerer set. Try rolling to show you can't roll with that belly of yours, and see if the host can put up with your sadness.
Pop Humanities like galore. You've gotten fat for a reason! Toss Dung Pies because there's a lot where that came from, and toss those Black Firebombs of yours as well. You ain't going to ever lift your finger in any excrutiating melee.
Bonus points if you can use Flash Sweat and walk around with the effect throughout the summon. Hey, at least you're a bit stronger against fire!
Be a sorcerer. Be a king. Be the Sorcerer King of Fat!
