Notes from author
Get ready to run wild with the turd n' farts build you fat pig!
Your weapon is a huge piece of dragon turd. Scrub that shit with some Rotten Pine Resin to give that turd aura. Make sure you use it on the huge turd log called the Dragon King Greataxe as well! Slam that shit to the ground and send shockwaves of turd all over!
Use your pyro to unleash all forms of farts upon your enemies. Make them taste that Chipotle you've had for lunch!
Be sure to toss Dung Pies to show you're for real. Hold onto some Blooming Purple Moss for that much needed Exlax dosages!
No ninja flipping for you my friend. You're fat, you smell like a fresh pile from a tightly coiled wad on a fresh grass field, and your flatulant aroma makes kittens cry... Roll like a ball of jelly, you turd king!
Bonus points building your character with extra fat and making them purple to get the liver problem effect. Don't wear any shirts you wussy. Show them that belly hanging between your rightful and proud pig helm and the baggy cleric leggings that was second handed to you from Petrus!
Now go forth my turd n' fart friend. Make our favorite friend, Petrus proud out there!
