Notes from author
If you think Dark Souls is fun this build will change your mind. It is specifically designed to make you wish you had never been born, even if you win the fun stops here. I also use this build with various other weapons such as whips, claws, katanas, that wheel skeleton thing, the butcher knife, and spells like chameleon, crystal magic weapon, acid surge, black flame, as well as rings that can be used in certain areas like the swamp. I am reminded of the ancient anonymous proverb.
"I am become that guy, destroyer of fun."