Notes from author
Are you tired of deformed undead scum raiding your glorious city of Anor Londo? Do you want to serve Lord Gwyn, hollowed be His name, but don't know how? Well, you're in luck because with this delicious anti-foreigner set you'll wipe the floor with the oncoming filth in no time.
Strong, holy, indestructible, terrific: these are just some of the adjectives that can be used to describe the Silver Knight set.
Tired of your law enforcements getting parried by scrubs? Never get parried again with our new and improved Silver Knight Spear. Stab, jab and wham the opposition back to the lands whence they cometh from.
Got rats crawling up your buttresses and your two buddies can't seem to handle them? Shot them down with your Dragonslayer Greatbow. They'll never know what continent they landed on.
Call now and enlist because only YOU can hunt the sinners down, hopefully for a while (seriously, our current troops can't help but get parried to death. We need fresh blood).