Notes from author
So this is an absolute meme and more of a challenge, the thing is to get as many souls in Firelink and get the Great Club ASAP. Then, only level up STR until it's 50. Then go for 30 faith and get the Sunlight Blade miracle. There's no armor, but if you want it, get it. Change Cloranthy Ring for anything you want, it's not important.
Good luck and have fun one-shotting those flithy DEX users ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)