Notes from author
The philosophy of this build was to make it to where you do not need to put in a single point in anything other than vitality and endurance.
Chaos gargoyle halberd is very ridiculous in terms of DPS. In terms of extended fights, this outdoes zweihander by about 10-15% more, and since it's a halberd is also much easier to use.
To get a gargoyle's halberd, get the drake sword, fight bell gargoyles, but only kill the first gargoyle. If you don't get halberd, save and quit and kill him again. Finish the fight when you get it.
This build has so much HP, your health bar does not register damage until you've taken at least 399 damage.