Notes from author
Hey kids! Lookin' to slut it up out in the PvP world? Well, take a look at this, why don'tcha?
- Crown of Dusk, like the prime time for sensual lovemaking. And romance, too.
- Bellowing Dragoncrest Ring, like how you bellow when being plowed like the filthy sorcerer you are.
- Boots? BLACK. Gloves? BLACK. Because you just love those BIG. BLACK.
- SORCERIES! ... I knew what you were thinking. And that is racist. You should be ashamed of yourself.
- Let's see if daddy can break your poise...
- Unleash your power within! Burn up and sweat with ecstasy!
Feel that? Your opponent is leaking from the tip - the pre he's spewing from the heat of a totally one-sided battle is making you very wet... Ooohhhoho, you dirty girl. Let's finish you off.
- You're a Darkwraith. Which means you can go OVER and OVER and OVER AGAIN. Have mercy!
- Dank weed + Grass Crest Shield = HOT STAMINA REGEN
- And don't you forget your Falchion R1 Spam... the perfect strat when it comes to handing out those kinky ass-paddling's without ANY consent. ;D
Editor's Note:
No, but seriously. This is easy mode.
