Notes from author
Remember that fat chick down at the bog in Blighttown? Remember how she kicked your ass when you first met her? Well now join the Maneater crew and get ready to greif the player with this Maneater build! Your main goal is to role play as Mildred, so if you lose with the build, that's fine kids. The main goal is to give the other guy an extra challenge.
What's Mildred without a Sack and a Butcher Knife with the Wooden Plank shield as swag? Extra fashion points for extra fat on that character build on the bottom for dat ass. Don't element your weapon you pantsy. You don't want some fancy dancy elemental spark when you dice your opponent down. Remember, your goal is to wreak havok and bring challenge to the table, not just winning. To be fair, you've got the Wolf Ring for that extra poise and the Rusted Iron Ring to run through the muck. No using healing stuff or items. Again, this is role playing, not just winning (if you want to win, just twink and play level 1 invasions at the Undead Burg you wussy).
Now go out there and give some player a spanking and enjoy some good time invasions!