Notes from author
Here's a treat for you Darkwraiths out there. Tired of the same old invasions? Looking for a new approach on trolling players? Well look no further as I introduce the worst troll of them all, the White Troll. The concept is simple: players will summon you thinking of getting help when in reality you'll just make matters worse...
"How?" you may ask? Simple, you're going to be cloaked with the Ring of Fog and Slumbering Dragon rings, so most of the enemies will find you last. Use that to your advantage and use Aural Decoy to lure enemies towards your host. Best if you can also stock some Alluring Skulls for extra enemy attraction. Not enough trolling you say? How about the added fun of casting easy to obtain Poison Mist all over the place just to make visibility at minimum for your host? For added trolling, try also using Iron Flesh when enemies are chasing your party. Unless your host can tell you're trolling, they will geniunely think you're trying to help and use some of their precious Estus Flasks which should be kept for the boss fight while you take damage from the enemies which you should receive slowly with the Iron Flesh on (that's your excuse for moving like a slug). For added troll points and if you can afford a build with the proper stats, try casting Bountiful Sunlight. Yeah it is great since it regenerates everyone's HP, but note that while it is in effect, the host can't use any other buff items/magic which could be a pain in the arse (try using it before going into a boss fight, most guys hate it).
Yes, this is the worst kind of troll since, aside from being sent back, there's nothing the host can do to prevent ou from acting like an a-hole, but you have to think... you're dressed as a Darkwraith and you have a Dark Sword and you have a Dark Hand on... maybe they deserve it.
Wanting massive hate mail? Try this and embrace yourself for the massive hate to come. Enjoy!
